
Think about how exciting post-credit sequences in movies were before they became completely ubiquitous - passed around by those in the know. In the age of the CD, discovering a bonus hidden track was a genuinely exciting thing. Hi mark can y'all get the other / "secret" songs on streaming like what went wrong / time to break up / etc?- Joe Warner May 20, 2022 ( Here’s one!) That’s six songs by a very famous band, simply not available anymore. If you want to listen to the song about fucking a dog in the ass without the CD, you have to you go to YouTube and find a copyright-infringing version. None of these are anywhere to be found on Spotify, iTunes, Deezer, Tidal or Amazon Music. There were equally silly songs - “Mother’s Day” begins “Fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’, fuckin’ and suckin’ and touchin’”, while “When You Fucked Grandpa” had the working title “When You Fucked Hitler” - and legit songs “Time To Break Up,” “What Went Wrong” and “Don’t Tell Me It’s Over.” There were other hidden tracks as well, depending on which of three versions of the disc you bought. It’s also missing from the track listing on the CD, hidden after a few minutes of silence at the end of the disc.


That is the beginning of the Blink-182 song “Fuck A Dog,” a cheerfully puerile track from their magnificently titled 2001 album Take Off Your Pants And Jacket. “He wants to fuck a dog in the ass,” sings Mark Hoppus earnestly. “I…” sings Tom DeLonge, “wanna fuck a dog in the ass.”
